Hi there, folks. Welcome to the Essays Page. Below you will find a bunch of first-person comedy pieces I’ve written. Some of these have appeared on Points in Case ( as well as (briefly) appearing on

Please, go ahead and peruse.

Pullin’ The Pud: That Chick From the Progressive Insurance Commercials, Flo

Ask Me About My Grandcats!

Hi. I Live Out by the Airport

Alright, Which One of You Assholes Stole My Jock Jams Volume II CD?

The Unappreciated, Aspiring Author Files an Auto Insurance Claim